Just For Fun

      

A woman has an affair during the day while her husband is at work. Her nine-year-old son comes home unexpectedly, sees the illegal lovers and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch. Then the woman's husband unexpectedly comes home.
She hides her lover in the cupboard, not realizing that her little boy is in there already.

The little Boy says: 'Dark in here.'
The Man says: 'Yes, it is.'
Boy: 'I have a soccer ball; do you want to buy it?'
Man: 'No, thanks.'
Boy: 'My dad's outside, I'll call him if you don't buy it!'
Man: 'OK, how much?'
Boy: '$250.00.'

A few weeks later it happened again and the boy and the lover were
in the cupboard together again.

Boy: 'Dark in here'.
Man: 'Yes, it is.'
Boy: 'I have soccer boots.'
The Man, remembering the last time, asks the boy: 'How much?'
The Boy says:'$750.00.'
The Man says: 'Fine, I will buy them.'

A few days later, the Father says to the boy: 'Grab your ball and
boots, let's go outside and have a game.'

The Boy says: 'I can't, I sold them for $1000.00'
The Father says: 'That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that... $1000 is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess your sins.'
They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.

The Boy says: 'Dark in here.'
The Priest says: 'Don't start that sh!t again!'

THIS IS MY CHURCH NOT YOUR FATHER'S HOUSE!
...!!!

-African parents are confused. They will beat their children with the intent of making them to cry and then start beating them again to stop them from crying.

-Guys, when a Girl say "You are the best man in her Life" please, don't be surprise to see yourself standing beside her husband on her wedding day.

-Guys always complaining about girls that are looking for rich men, you sef hustle and be a rich man let girls find you too.-Very soon MTN will be Like, ''Do you know there are people in your village that don't want you to succeed? Quickly text "thunder fire them"to 8180. FCFA 250 a week.

-If your boyfriend is like 20 years older than you, please stop calling him baby rather you should start calling him your Ancestor.

-Those that use fork to eat Achu are our major problem in this country. (guilty of this one, lol)

-It is only in Cameroon you will see a notice board say “Man needed with 40 Years experience, must be aged, 25.

-Girls please, your boyfriend should not be your source of income. Cause it is only a relationship, not a job opportunity.

-How can you be chasing a Girl for 4 Years. Is she your University Degree?

-If someone is bothering you with unnecessary calls, just copy and paste his number on Facebook group and . And write "Call this number to buy iphone 6 for FCFA 25000. Payment after you have tested the iPhone "