No be me write am oh , abeg
"So, hubby lives abroad and I'm back here in Yaounde. Body no be fayawood, I've got this lil toy called a "bullet". shaped n looks like a lipstick. Stimulates the clit only, not that gross big ole dildo u stick in ur
vjayjay.
Guaranteed to give u as many big Os as u can handle. Comes in real handy when i miss my boo.Used it last night, placed it back in my wardrobe, and I'm woken in the middle of the night by this noise. Wondering why some contractors think they need to be building at 3am. Get up to look out the window where the noise is coming from. Lo behold its coming from my wardrobe.
At this moment I'm scared shitless, thinking it's some electrical malfunction.start searching , and there it was...my vibrator buzzing away furiously inside it's box, sound amplified 10 times over.
"So, hubby lives abroad and I'm back here in Yaounde. Body no be fayawood, I've got this lil toy called a "bullet". shaped n looks like a lipstick. Stimulates the clit only, not that gross big ole dildo u stick in ur
vjayjay.
Guaranteed to give u as many big Os as u can handle. Comes in real handy when i miss my boo.Used it last night, placed it back in my wardrobe, and I'm woken in the middle of the night by this noise. Wondering why some contractors think they need to be building at 3am. Get up to look out the window where the noise is coming from. Lo behold its coming from my wardrobe.
At this moment I'm scared shitless, thinking it's some electrical malfunction.start searching , and there it was...my vibrator buzzing away furiously inside it's box, sound amplified 10 times over.
Somehow it got turned on(no pun intended lol), even though i'd switched it off. Wasn't even funny in the dead of the night. Na this morning I had a good laugh at myself. #dont judge me until you've walked in my shoes. I get to see hubby only once in a while. I'd rather get high on my bullet cos I'll never cheat on my boo."
Culled from StellaDimokoKorkus
Someone suggested the use of sex toys in a post here the other day. They're not so far-fetched after all! Hmmm
Someone suggested the use of sex toys in a post here the other day. They're not so far-fetched after all! Hmmm
2 comments:
Vibrate away my dear. Saves you from lots of crab,especially heartache. Next time make sure it is turned off properly as it got turned on,on its on last time.hahaha,sorry no porn intended.
Oh yeah!! hihihi
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