Sunday, 28 December 2014

Wandaful! Nigerian Witches & Wizards Association Declare That JonathanWill Be Re-Elected

       
The Witches & Wizards Association of Nigeria (WITZAN) has made predictions about the 2015 presidential election in Nigeria. According to a communique signed by the President of WITZAN, Dr Okhue Iboi, “Jonathan will win re-election. Although
there will be pockets of violence, Jonathan will win. “I will also have to appeal to Buhari and Tinubu (frontline opposition contenders), they should not waste their money, time and energy on the poll. They should go home and rest. They should forget about becoming President or Vice President of Nigeria." Iboi said.
They also predicted what would happen after the polls, stating that the main opposition party "All Progressives Congress" National Leader, Asiwaju Bola Tinubu, will be betrayed in 2015 by his close aides. “Tinubu is a good man, but the bitter truth he must swallow today is that APC is going nowhere. Witches said so in November last year and it happened." the communique read.

Commenting on why they decided to hold the meeting, Iboi said the association had a meeting following a distress call by witches in Yobe, Adamawa and Borno. He added that the issue of Boko Haram insurgency was the highlight of their discussions.

3 comments:

Unknown said...

i have so much heard about this association of witches and wizards things..what will one not hear nowadays?smh

Unknown said...

Hahaha. Moity thanks for a good laugh. Never heard anything like an association of witches and wizards. So they are living in the future. Good one Mr and Mrs witch/wizard

Leinyuy Linyuy said...

This is serious.