Conspiracy Theory: Michael Jackson Still Alive

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Hey, I don't believe any of this crap, but it makes for some comic relief , so here goes.
There are plenty of conspiracy theories about Michael Jackson faking his death and moving on to live what in his head probably passed for a normal life.
There's the one that claims Jackson is still occasionally visiting the public eye under the guise of his longtime friend, a facial burn victim called Dave Dave. See his pic after the cut

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Another theory claims Jackson was present at his own funeral, disguised either as an old man or a blonde lady? Most of these theories seem to draw from the fact that a few of Jackson's videos -- notably his Thriller zombie look and Ghosts, where he played a middle-aged white dude -- featured him in heavy makeup and prosthetics, which can obviously only mean that the man is both ready and willing to spend the rest of his life in various heavy disguises.

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