Lost And Found Sex Toy...lol

I was just minding my business online when I came across this story  :)
A 38 year old scottish lady went to hospital recently to be treated for sepsis, and when doctors examined her, they discovered a 5 inch long object inside her vjayjay that extended

Volke Finke Publishes 24 Man List With New Comers

Patrick Ekeng, offensive midfielder in Cordoba, Spain and Adolphe Teikeu, defender, who plays for Fc Chornomorets in Ukraine, are the two additions to the list of players called up by Indomitable Lions Coach, Folke Finke.

Breaking: Compaore is No Longer President Of Burkina Faso

Blaise Compaore, the president of Burkina Faso, has been forced to leave power after days of protests by tens of thousands of people demanding his resignation.
It was unclear on Friday who was in charge of the country and news agencies reported that the speaker of parliament was in power.
"As of today, Compaore is no longer in power," Army Colonel Boureima Farta told tens of thousands of protesters who had gathered in front of the army headquarters.
Arsene Evariste Kabore, the former editor-in-chief of RTB Television in the capital, Ouagadougou, told Al Jazeera that Compaore had left the capital on Friday.
He said the military was in a meeting and was expected to make a declaration later in the day.
Compaore had been in power since a 1987 coup against then-President Thomas Sankara, Compaore's longtime friend and political ally, who was shot dead.
Riots in Ouagadougou
Protesters stormed the parliament building in Ougadougou on Thursday and set part of it ablaze in a day of violence around the country aimed at stopping a parliamentary vote that would have allowed the president to seek a fifth term in office.

Update On Douala "Cargo" Bus Accident

The number of dead has been placed at 5, with more bodies still feared missing in the muddy and algae-infested River Kondi, in PK8, Douala.

Which Job Is Best Suited For Married Women?

Interesting topic I saw on a blog and I thought I should ask the question here.
With all the responsibilities married women have to shoulder, it's a delicate act, balancing professional and family life. So, are there some jobs which are more appropriate for a married woman? Are there others she shouldn't even venture into?
I'd love for you to weigh in on this guys

Cameroon Loses 10 Points In Doing Business Ranking

Cameroon has lost 10 points on the Doing Business 2015 ranking by the world Bank Group. The country has moved from the 148th place to the 158th position.

Cameroon lost points in the following areas. 

Starting a Business

Dealing with Construction Permits

Getting Credit

Paying Taxes

Resolving Insolvency

Cameroon is  the 158th out of 189 economies.

The Quest For Perfection Cost This Girl Her Life

This 23-year old Nigerian girl, resident in the U.K, Joy Williams, died this month after a failed buttock augmentation surgery in Thailand.

Joy travelled to Bangkok and paid £2000 to have the surgery at SP clinic . The surgery went ok, but shortly after that, her wounds become infected.

Collapsed SCOAN Building Wasn't Approved, Official Says

A Nigerian newspaper, PUNCH,  is reporting that the collapsed building of the Synagogue Church Of All Nations wasn't given government approval. The Lagos state Commissioner for Physical Planning and Urban Development, Oluwatoyin Ayinde stated this on Thursday while giving testimony

Amazing Weight Loss, Spurred by Boyfriend's Mockery

 A wicked comment from her boyfriend during a romantic getaway made 22 year old Paige Way to drop from a whopping size 28 to a size 12. Paige said her boyfriend told her that belly was too fat for them to have sex. The comment from her boyfriend shamed her into shedding a lot of weight.
"It was absolutely mortifying when my boyfriend told me that my belly was getting in the way, but it gave me the push I needed to finally do something about my weight. I'd always been big as a child, and then I was 'the fat one' in my bunch of friends. Men would say horrible things about me on nights out, like "God, look at the size of her."

"I had no confidence whatsoever, but I tried to kid myself that I was happy being fat. Even when I broke a sun lounger at a family barbeque by sitting on it, I just laughed it off. However, when my boyfriend made that comment, I knew I couldn't kid myself any longer."

So for the next eight months, Paige worked on her weight, exercising and eating small portions of healthy food. By the time she'd lost all the weight, she dumped the man that felt she wasn't good enough. Now she says losing weight has completely changed her life and she's single again and looking for Mr Right

"Every time I think back to the night at the hotel, it makes me cringe. But it made me make a change. Now I'm happier than I've ever been - and I definitely haven't had any complaints about my belly since!"

Source: UK Mirror

Burkina Faso, Protesters Demand Resignation Of President

Embattled Burkina Faso President, Blaise Compaore, has refused to step down one day after demonstrators in Burkina Faso took to the streets to protest the president's move to extend his 27 year stay in power. Angry demonstrators set the Burkina Faso parliament building on fire, and also ravaged the national television station. 

The opposition is saying that about 30 people have been killed by riot police who are said to be firing live ammunition and tear gas, while 100 are injured.

Compaore initially declared a state of emergency, but later called it off on state television a few hours after.

He has however refused to step down, stating that he is open to "talks"

It is not clear who is currently in power in the country.

The army announced on Thursday that it had seized power, but a frontline opposition leader Benewende ,  says this is tantamount to a coup d'état. He says the people will only accept a complete resignation of Blaise Compaore 

North West Fons Say No Wing Of Boko Haram Exists in The Region

North West traditional rulers have been quick to dispel rumours of the existence of the terrorist sect Boko Haram in the North West region. A delegation of  5 North West Fons led by the president of their Fons Union, Fon Techie Njei, yesterday in Yaounde, paid a courtesy call on Senate President Marcel Niat Njifenji, to affirm this stance.
Good to know

Car Lands On Someone's Verandah

See what i saw early one morning this week, as i was driving to work.  

The accident took place tuesday october 28 morning at 5:00am in yaounde. Between the olezoa and prestige hotel neighbourhood. Eye witnesses say the driver was coming from town and lost control

2 Journalists Under the Judicial Radar

The Yaoundé Military Tribunal has barred two journalists from practising until further notice. Félix Cyriaque Ebole Bola of Mutations newspaper and Rodrigue Tongue of Le Messager were given the embargo on
October 28th 2014 after they appeared before the Tribunal to answer charges relating to the security of the state.

Woman Loses 3 Children In Fire Accident, Nkoabang

This is so heartbreaking. A 19 year old lady lost three kids to fire in the Nkoabang neighbourhood in yaounde. The unfortunate incident occurred Friday , when the lady

Queen Latifah Cancels Show With Bill Cosby

Just days after rape allegations against comedian Bill Cosby resurfaced, and one woman bravely shared her story, the 86 year old Cosby has gotten the boot from one of America's most popular talk shows.

TMZ reports that Queen Latifah has decided to cancel an interview she had planned with Cosby for next week Monday. 

The Queen Latifah Show did not want to be 'associated' with Cosby after hearing how vile the old man had been in his hey days

Mike Tyson Was Sexually Abused As A Kid

World famous boxer,  Mike Tyson says he was sexually abusedashen he was a child by a man who snatched him off the street when he was only 7-years-old. 

Sacked Nigerian Coach Keshi Regains His Post

Super Eagles Coach, Steven Keshi who was sacked recently from his post as the team’s coach is back. The media officer of the Super Eagles, Toyin Ibitoye announced this on twitter today.

It has been revealed that Keshi has been asked to return to his post as part of reconciliatory moves in the Nigeria Football Federation as ordered by President Goodluck Jonathan.

Goodluck Jonathan Is Candidate for His Succession

Nigerian president Goodluck Ebele Jonathan,  has picked up his nomination form for the 2015 Presidential elections, on the ticket of the Peoples Democratic Party, the PDP today.

However, not everyone thinks Jonathan has brought Nigeria good luck. Some have gone as far as creating the handle SayNoToGoodluckJonathan2015 on Facebook and other social media

Flights to Nigeria From Cameroon Reinstated

Now you can travel by air, land and sea to Nigeria once more guys. According  to a joint release signed by the ministers of Transport Robert Nkili and of Public Health, Andre Mama Fouda,  acting on the instructions of the Head of State, air transport has been restored between both countries. This as the World Health Organsiation declared Nigeria ebola free, after the country spent over 6 weeks without any new cases of Ebola 

Ebola, Finally Reducing In Liberia

Finally the World Health Organization, WHO, has said that the number of new cases of Ebola virus in Liberia appears to be reducing speedingly, with less death, plateauing lab confirmations and less-cramped hospitals. The deadly Ebola virus disease has left no fewer than 4,922 people dead mostly in Ebola hit Countries. More than half of the deaths recorded were in Liberia. Although, health experts expressed their ethusiasm, they also warned that the latest observation does not mean Ebola is under control in Liberia. The virus has the ability to appear in waves, which can be mistaken for the fewer cases.The Assistant Director-general of WHO while speaking, said:"The danger now is that we move, instead of a steady downward trend that gets us down to zero, that we end up with a oscillating pattern where the disease starts going up and down and areas start getting re-infected,". "What gets the heat out of this thing and slows it down isn't necessarily what is going to get us to zero."The numbers have been on the decrease for about week, he further added.

Alex Song Wants To Remain In England

Midfielder Alex Song wishes to stay in the Premier League after his loan to West Ham is over

Bingono Bingono Takes a Well Deserved Rest

Popular CRTV journalist Francois Bingono Bingono, is now a retired man. After 28 years of service to his corporation, Bingono, has been enjoying a series of ceremonies organized in his honor. He will always be remembered for his midnight programme, Au Coeur De La  Nuit.

Another Deadly Accident in Douala

A deadly accident occurred last evening around 7.30pm in PK8, Douala. A transport bus popularly known as "Cargo", crashed into river Kondi with 20 passengers on board. 4 passengers lost their lives, two men and two women. Thanks to the efforts of fire fighters, 11 passengers were pulled out of the river. They sustained injuries and were rushed to hospital. The search for more survivors or victims, is still ongoing. It is coordinated by the Senior Divisional Officer for Wouri division, Naseri Paul Bea. This morning, some of them left hospital.

So sad. Another accident claiming innocent lives

Bill Cosby, A Rapist?

'Bill Cosby threw me down on his bed and pinned me by my neck. I'll never forget the sound of the clinking of his belt buckle': Actress bravely reveals harrowing years of rape at hands of TV legend

Barbara Bowman was 17-year-old aspiring actress when Bill Cosby took her under his wing

Face of A Scammer, Not What You Would Expect

Hard to believe that this lady conned two brothers of nearly £150000, claiming she had cancer.

Lindsey Mitchell, aged 31, spent the cash on hiring limousines, staying in posh hotels and taking her pals to concerts.

CRAC is born, Newest Political Party In Town

Bernard Njonga is the latest Cameroonian to create a political part. CRAC which means Croire Au Cameroun or Believe In Cameroon, sees agriculture as the backbone of emergence. He has a history of actively championing citizens rights.

Guys this Question Is For You

Be honest ...lol

See Etoo's Adorable Daughters

Wow, they look like their dad!

Introducing Me, Accept My Little Token

This is it. Introducing moityakonjang.blogspot.com . Please read till the end, a pleasant surprise awaits you there.

My very own blog. I've always had a passion for writing. I've nursed this dream of starting a blog for a while , and today this dream becomes a reality.

Lionesses Boycott Yields Fruits

The women's national football team emulated their male counterparts yesterday  when they chose to boycott a ceremony organized to honour their recent performance at the African women's football championship in Namibia.

Be Encouraged As You Read

Are you going through a rough patch

Zambia is Bereaved

The President of Zambia, Michaal Sata has died at the age of 77. He died yesterday October 28th at the King Edward VII hospital in the United Kingdom after suffering from an undisclosed ailment.

He was born on July 6 1937. Late President Sata was elected Zambia's President in September 2011. He is survived by wife Christine and more than 20 children

T B Joshua To Give Victims Families $4500 Each

Prophet T.B Joshua says the Synagogue Church Of All Nations, SCOAN, will donate 50,000rand ($4500) to South African victims who lost their lives during the September 12 guest house collapse in the church premises.

The new face of Ndokoti?

Any one who has ever travelled from yde to dla knows that the most annoying part of the journey is the traffic holdup as u make ur way into the city of Douala, especially in Ndokoti. This may just soon become a thing of the past as,

Trouble in 3G paradise

Many hailed the arrival of Nexttel. as coming to rescue Internet and phone users from the snail paced 2G networks. Even me sef, I don di enjoy di Nexttel (no advert intended oh, however Nexttel management,  if you're reading this and you want to come advertise, my doors are wide open ;p ) . Anyway, where was I? Yeah, info on Cameroonweb.com has it that there is trouble in the Nexttel paradise guys. 

This as more Vietnamese nationals than was originally stipulated are allegedly being recruited into the company. And the top boss seemingly is high handed. Affaire a suivre.

South Africa's football captain killed in girlfriends house

 The captain of South Africa’s national football team was killed sunday, when armed men broke into the house where he was staying, by many accounts, his girlfriends home. 

Dogs attack 4year old boy. Eat Scalp leaving his Skull exposed

This poor innocent soul Abraham Omonigho, was attacked by two dogs (belonging to a neighbour) last month in Lagos Nigeria. The horrific attack lasted close to an hour, with even police nearby claiming they couldn't approach the dogs and save the four year old. Viewers discretion is setiously advised after the cut.

Na Wah For Network!

I'm so pissed off at the quality of mobile telephone network these days. Monday and tuesday it was practically impossible for me to make calls during the most part of the day. I actually thought my phone had developed a problem with the receiver cos I could neither hear my correspondent nor be heard. Then it became intermittent.

Has anyone been experiencing this lately?

Journalist to be sued over unpaid loan

Hmm.... According to cameroonpostline, a US based Cameroonian is threatening to sue Canal 2 journalist Javis Nana for borrowing 200,000cfa frs in July last year and failing to payback. The man,named